Getting Sober was a Bad Idea.

Now, I wouldn't normally recommend anyone stick with drugs in order to eschew a life of sobriety but...Marc Jacobs, please get back on the sauce! Or dope, blow, meth, pcp, crack, crank. Whatever works. Because this doesn't. See below.

Before Sobriety:

After Sobriety:

Good god, someone hand this man a drink...and hose the grease off him please? He's getting my mylar all sticky and now it smells like ass. Oh and someone tell him he's not Tom Ford so quit copping.